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A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE” From: Nadia |
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year” From: Nadia |
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Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p
From: Nadia |
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Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
From: Nadia |
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Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....
Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
From: Nadia |
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A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
From: Nadia |
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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->
From: Nadia |
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Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->
From: Nadia |
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1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->
From: Nadia |
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